Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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