When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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