Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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