I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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