I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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