Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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