Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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