So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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