This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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