She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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