when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
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names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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