How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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