I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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