The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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