your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
where am i from again
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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