I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I need a beard to bite.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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