is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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