You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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