Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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