You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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