Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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