no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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