All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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