You surviving the open bar?
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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