My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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