Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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