where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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