I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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