You can't special order awesome
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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