Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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