i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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