it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
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Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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