Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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