Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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