there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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