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Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.

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(914): Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex. http://tfl.nu/kgv4

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(908): View more from New Jersey

im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis

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(908): im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis http://tfl.nu/pro9

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I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.

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(415): I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made. http://tfl.nu/o1d2

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(805): View more from California

Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters

(303): View more from Colorado

I can be that talented

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(805 ): Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters (303): I can be that talented http://tfl.nu/rub2

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.

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(865): Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand. http://tfl.nu/3nr4

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.

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(918): The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners. http://tfl.nu/k8de

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(217): View more from Illinois

Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?

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(217): Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina? http://tfl.nu/iipt

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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does

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i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play

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(513): sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does (513): i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play http://tfl.nu/pxmv

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(303): View more from Colorado

i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed

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(303): i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed http://tfl.nu/xgm0

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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.

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(415): There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms. http://tfl.nu/bpq6

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"

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(701): I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?" http://tfl.nu/cr38

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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.

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(859): Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me. http://tfl.nu/05qc

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You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.

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(201): You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME. http://tfl.nu/tcyr

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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.

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(708): There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed. http://tfl.nu/mzmz

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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did

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(509): So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did http://tfl.nu/hjy4

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