so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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