i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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