it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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