just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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