Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I have demons in me.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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