okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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