I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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