Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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