Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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