There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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