and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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