i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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