in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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