mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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Oh Jesus.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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